March 22, 2006 at 11:49 pm · Filed under Rimshot
Veronica wanted me to write something nice about her here. I could just say she smells nice, but I’ll do this instead:
Sweet girl I love,
With laughing eyes.
I long for you, for always.
And when you're gone,
And I'm all alone,
I'll love no other, for always.
This time is short,
But love is long,
And it will last, for always.
Our two lives,
Two souls connected,
Two hearts in love, for always.
There you go. Smooch. So it’s not a poem, fine.
NOTE TO VERONICA: YES I KNOW IT DOESN’T RHYME.
March 1, 2006 at 10:09 pm · Filed under Detonation
I finally saw Elizabethtown last night. I was excited because it has Kirsten Dunst. She looked like a heroin-addict waif in Spiderman 2, so I’m always hoping to see her look good again. This was not my movie.
This movie had a great soundtrack. That’s about it. The false climax was the most annoying part of the movie. The scariest part, however, were Kirsten Dunst’s boobs. Seriously. In one scene she is wearing a dress that is hanging WAY too low, yet no boobs to be seen. No cleavage, no nothing. Even a flat-chested girl would have something there. It was weird. Really weird. I’ve definetly lost my attraction to her. It was sad.
At least the fiance was there to help me make fun of the movie.
